(God is jazz hands in case you were wondering…)
This was the new game that my three young children were playing. Over. And over. And over again.
Have I mentioned that my kids are a tad bit on the weird side? I have no clue where they came up with this variation on the classic game. The rules were similar to how I played:
Rock smashes Scissors.
Paper covers Rock.
Scissors cut Paper.
Then there was their addition. God. Simply put, God beats everything.
Even given that divine slam-dunk, they didn’t choose God every time. Then they would be shocked if their sibling chose God and won. My husband, Eric, and I would die laughing.
Why wouldn’t you choose God every dang time??
But we are all that way, aren’t we? When we are faced with a tough situation, do we always make the right choice? Do we immediately choose God? Or do we choose:
Rock (trying to deal with the issue on our own),
Paper (avoiding the issue by filling up our life with distractions) or
Scissors (talking to everyone else about it except God)?
Rock? Paper? Scissors? God?
BAM. God Wins. Every dang time.
My youngest, Matthew, put a different spin on it this weekend. Instead of doing Rock, Paper, Scissors, or God, he added a new one. He made a motion in sign language. When I asked what it was, he yelled, “I just went all Holy Spirit on you!!”
Never in this world has this phrase ever been uttered.